What If Marshawn Scored?

I love a good conspiracy theory. A lot of us watched the final seconds of the 2014 Super Bowl, where the obvious play choice was, apparently, not so obvious. After the near-miraculous reception by Jermaine Kearse with just over a minute left in the game, Marshawn then takes Seattle to…

My New Life's Resolution

Last night, I watched the State of the Union address. It was the first SOTU I'd watched in its entirety in quite some time. The big takeaway for me was remembering where I was in 2001, in 2008 after the housing collapse, and today. I lost big, and I gained…

That's What Friends Are For...

Many, many years ago, a friend asked...no...demanded I write a letter to her best friend in New Jersey. My friend was a recent transplant to Pasadena, not unlike myself. She wanted to "introduce" some of her new friends to this old friend, and figured the easiest way was…

WTF: She's Gotta Have It...Or Else!

Today, on Will You Be My WTF Valentine, we pay tribute to those women who find no comfort in adhering to traditional mores and customs regarding their physical wants and needs. They want what they want, and what they want is satisfaction...now! They aren't afraid of actively pursuing their…

WTF: Get the Peacock Poop Off My Rings

Today, on WTF News, my Olympic dream has turned into a corporate nightmare. Last night, the Winter Olympic Games opened in Sochi, Russia. This is the second Olympics I have been unable to watch live or delayed, because I cut my cord on October 8, 2010. My history of watching…