That's What Friends Are For...

Many, many years ago, a friend asked...no...demanded I write a letter to her best friend in New Jersey. My friend was a recent transplant to Pasadena, not unlike myself. She wanted to "introduce" some of her new friends to this old friend, and figured the easiest way was…

WTF: She's Gotta Have It...Or Else!

Today, on Will You Be My WTF Valentine, we pay tribute to those women who find no comfort in adhering to traditional mores and customs regarding their physical wants and needs. They want what they want, and what they want is satisfaction...now! They aren't afraid of actively pursuing their…

WTF: Get the Peacock Poop Off My Rings

Today, on WTF News, my Olympic dream has turned into a corporate nightmare. Last night, the Winter Olympic Games opened in Sochi, Russia. This is the second Olympics I have been unable to watch live or delayed, because I cut my cord on October 8, 2010. My history of watching…

WTF: Don't Forget the Tap Dancing Lessons in the Main Gym

Today, on WTF News, we travel to Concord, California for the latest entry in the category of it-hasn't-been-long-enough-for-that-to-no-longer-be-wrong decisions. At the Carondelet High School for Girls, they recently had a lunchtime celebration to commemorate the beginning of Black History Month. The celebration pretty much ended when it was announced that…

WTF: Going Paperless...And I Don't Mean Your Office

Today, on WTF News, we examine the role toilet paper plays in our life, and whether it needs to be reexamined. As Americans, we take our toilet paper very seriously. Manufacturers conduct market research and surveys to find those combinations of attributes—texture, weight, color, fragrance—which will…